Kinsey

If you've been looking for a film with a ton of full frontal male nudity, but don't feel comfortable with gay porn, Kinsey is the film you need to see.

Thats right, Kinsey is full of weiners, guys masturbating and plenty of gall wasps. It just keeps on getting better, right? Wrong...

Enter Laura Linney.

Maybe it's just me, but I don't like her. She is like this fake Holly Hunter that doesn't do a southern accent. And HH without a southern accent, plain old licks botoxed balls. Lets go to the JPEG battle to see just how much these two look alike.

Outside of the hair close enough, no?

Where things start to pick up is with that guy from Harry and the Hendersons (what many remember as the Bigfoot movie, released just after the soon to be reviewed Short Curcit 2). He is always good. He plays kind of the same role that he played in Footloose; an angry, hypocrite father who only rejoices in the suffering of his rebelious son figure. Cliches aside, John Lithgow does bring some much needed fire to the screen where Qui-Gon just falls short.

Unfortunately, JL cannot save this modern tragedy [for the viewer]. I guess what I am getting at is that I did not like it. It was boring. And sex as described by Liam Neison is not so sexy. Thus, the rating must only be 6'6"/1,000,000 for John Lithgow; he's tall.

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PS: Sasquatch is so awesome!