State Property 2

As weird as Kevin Bacon throwing up the Roc sign is, there is part of me that would love to have seen him in the movie State Property. Basically, what I'm saying is, SP=PP (PP = poo poo). It is nice to see ODB (RIP) before he passed. However, A-Son only graces the screen for like 30 seconds, and he doesn't even say much. I will say that it is funny to have him be a grimey diner cook, but come on director/co-star Damon Dash, you should know the people love Dirt Dog!

Anywaizzle, the film stars Beanie Sigel (no relation to George Segal) as "Beans", and there IS a plot that involves the previous installment of SP. Beans is trying to keep his business together while up North sharing a cell with "Free" (played by Freeway). There are guns, drugs and ladies involved, along with backstories on all of the main characters that account for 80% of the film. I think NORE was the only one with a different name than his rap moniker; "El Pollo Loco"---delicious!

So the movie was pretty boring and not humorous. Oh yeah, much to my disappointment Killa Cam'Ron doesn't do much either. Just talks about his pink SUV and wears a camo hat...not the most dynamic role. After so many sad moments, I can say that there were very few redeeming features to this film. Thus, the score is scored accordingly: 1,200/1,000,000. Not good.

With all of that said, this review should be more like the movie it describes; underwhelming. I do have a treat though: "Big Baby Jesus I can't wait,

N**** F*** that, I can't wait!" O.D.B. R.I.P.