Submerged

Here's a little math for all you bainiacs.
The new Segal flick = Submerged
Submerged = things that are dropped in the toilet
Thus...
The new Segal flick is in my toilet!

But i have to admit, there is a certain charm to his films. I feel a guilty pleasure when he walks up to people with guns and gives them a nice clothesline to the throat. Plus, he loves to try new accents out in the movies. However, usually about halfway through the film he decides that it's frivolous to try too hard and just talks like Segal; all "raspy-squinty".

In Submerged, Segal plays a bayou born, Creole conversing, capitain of a A-Team-esque squad of super troopers fighting somebody for some reason.

On the cover of the DVD (I would say movie poster, but this was a straight to DVD release), There is a submarine, which combined with the title of the film, might lead one to believe that this is going to be a Hunt for Red October meets Under Seige. Instead there are very few submarine moments (I have been informed, since I fell asleep before I saw anything long, hard and full of...nevermind).

So the movie, while I didn't watch most of it, can only be said to be enjoyable on the level of listening to Segal's accent, full of weird special effects and morover sleep inducing. Therefore the rating = 234 (for each spoken Segal line)/1,000,000.

More importantly, who would win between Segal and Norris.
Let's have a jpeg battle!










I don't know, but I think the edge (or the fact that he has a shoty) might go to Segal.



The real question remains, who's action figure would win?
Sorry Steven, red pants wins every time. In fact, that CNAF might be related to He-Man. So definitely a Norris victory.