The League of extraordinary Gentlemen

If you haven't seen the movie with a extraordinarily long title then you aren't as extraordinary as you might have originally anticipated. That is basically how the dialogue rolls in this Sean Connery-19th-century, action-epic, x-men rip-off. Of course all of the characters were conceived thousands of years ago in a land before time not unlike Jurassic Park.

The LXG's (as their known by the down MFs who watch this movie to avoid reading) consist of those guys and one lady in the pic to the left. You have all of the good ones that you would expect to have in a superheros of the 19th century unite sort of picture:
Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. High, who when high, can leap tall buildings in a single bound and do pretty much anything you could do after smoking stix all night.
this pic says it all=====>
Dorian Grey: The guy is secretly really old.
Captain Nemo: The only non-Anglo, plus is like the captain/pirate/ninja who drives everybody around in the "blizade of the sizea" and custom Rolls Royce.
Sean Connery: He is supposed to be a big game great white hunter but I think he is actually playing the role of Sean Connery. (Fun fact: SC ad-libbed all of his scenes.)
Vampire Girl: drinks blood.
Invisible guy: Similar to 2pac. But not as good at rapping or acting.
and
Some American guy: No secret powers besides being Heath Ledger or something. I think he was digitally added into the movie in post-production because he has nothing extra ordinary happenin.

Watching this movie Michelle fell asleep. That is actually not a good indicator of the quality of the film as she falls asleep during 78.54% of all videos rented. The plot was pretty interesting. Not so much that XGs are so cool, but the premise that there are some cold mufukas that coerce scientists into making bigger and better weapons to create an arms race and make mad loot. While the only coercion that scientists really needed was some of the loot/jobs, in the LXG world you have to kidnap them and take them to Siberia or some shit and force them to develop genome codes while still feeling that it's necessary to have them wear their white coats. Regardless of any stupid shit, I like the idea. It isn't as dope as Ishtar but it gets its props.

With all of that said, if you go to watch this you should have as low of expectations as I did when I went into this. If you are looking for anything more, fugedaboutit. 123,321/1,000,000

Does that guy look like SC? I'm not convinced.