Lord of War

Another piece of poop for Nick Cage! If you hate dialogue, or thinking, this is the movie for you.

It takes place in Africa, but there are no African characters. Instead there are charactures of two types: Bloodthirsty assholes and helpless and starving innocents.

Jared Leto plays Cage's little brother. A - cliche alert! - coked up fuck-up, trying to snort his deamons away. Cage feels guilty that he dragged his brother into a life of guns and girls, thus tension is created!

Dispite all of the doo-doo, there are some highlights to this movie. Cage tricks a supermodel into marrying him - not as hard as you might think.
And Jered Leto dies.

I would say more about this movie, but it was a pretty big waste of time in the first place. Thus it deserves the following rating: 2/1,000,000 - the 2 is for all of the cool guns.






Look out Africans! It's Nick Cage!