Bedazzled

I'd like to get back to the roots of this Blizzle-blog. Thrashing movies that suck. Bedazzled is one of them. I have to admit, something drew me to this movie; oh yeah, it was Liz Hurley's outfits.

Yeah, she wore some nice clothes. And to preserve the interest of the reader lets take a look at some while avoiding looking into Brendan Fraser's sloppy little mouth.

I had somebody talk to me about this movie a while ago. They said it was about Jinn or Genies. So, being a big, Kazzamm fan, I thought that this should be the next logical step. Unfortunately, it's not so much about Jinns as it is about Liz Hurley be the anthropomorphic representation of Bealzebub aka El Diablo aka Seitan aka Soy Gluten chunks.

Yes the movie is bad. Did I mention that?

Brendan Fraser plays a retard who sells his souls to Lizzy. Not a tard in the My Left Foot style, but in the colloqiuial sense---just awkward and sucky. An insult to any of the differently abled in the house.

Chinese people are not safe from this movie!

No one is really fond of this film. It is a big waste of time. At the premire, people were protesting the movie. Not for political, or social reasons, bt because they hate Liz Hurley (see below). I wish I was there so I could have protested B.F.'s constantly emoting "befuddlement".

If you see this in the video store. Pick it up. And throw it on the floor. Pull down your pants. And squeeze out a nice drippy dropping. The movie will feel comforted by being with like substances. (I am refering to poop.)

Overall rating: 2/1,000,000
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